Monday, August 21, 2006




Are you ready for MADDENOLIDAY?

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Sunday, July 30, 2006

STOP! Dolphin Time!

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NY GIANT TRAGEDY

Sam Madison runs over teamate!

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POW POW POWER RANKINGS

Number 31: Buffalo Bills
info to come

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POW POW POWER RANKINGS
What would the Offseason be without worthless prognostications and rankings from egomaniacal sports writers? NOT A HELL OF A LOT! Without further ado, the first annual Pro Football Mock POW POW POWER RANKINGS! One Ranking for Every Day!
Number 32: San Fransisco Cuarenta Nueveros

QB
Good News: Alex Smith finally figured out how to pass for a touchdown in the NFL.
Bad News: It was most likely a fluke occurence, like when Michael Jackson banged that adult female nurse in order to procreate...

RB
Good News: Gore is making a comeback!
Bad News: Al Gore, not Frank Gore...
-The 49er's RB position is much like Al Gore's vision of the future: Drowning in shit!

WR
Good News: TO is not one of them
Bad News: Unfortunately, they all suck.

TE
Good News: Vernon Davis
Bad News: He's not Tony G, Antonio Gates, or Jeremy Shockey, but they pay him as if he were, and then some.

OL
Like any other sportswriter, I would rather watch dung beetles make shitballs than focus on offensive line play, as such, I cannot comment on them - but they probably suck too.

DL
Good News: Bryant Young is decent.
Bad News: Give Rush Limbaugh some Viagra, and he could probably supply the same amount of pass rush as the rest of these scrubs on the line.

LB
Good News: Julian Peterson isnt injured anymore.
Bad News: He plays for the division rival Seahawks.

DB
Good News: They get to practice against Alex Smith - its good to have confident DBs come Game Day.
Bad News: They cant play against Alex Smith on Game Days.

ST
Good News: Joe Nedney is not Jose Cortez.
Bad News: Joe Nedney is older than Hernando Cortez.

Bottom Line
San Fran fans will enjoy yet another exciting season of dominating 49er Football.... On Youtube. Where have you gone Joe DiMagg...err Montana!?

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?




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